If anyone out there in the world wide web wants to be my valentine then here’s your shopping list. You’re welcome! OR If don’t want to be my valentine but you want to make the 14th nice for me you could just buy them, drop them at my door, and fuck off. Cause that works well too. It’s been my experience that wine, chocolate, and loneliness all taste pretty good together anyway.
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If anyone out there in the world wide web wants to be my valentine then here’s your shopping list.

You’re welcome!

OR

If don’t want to be my valentine but you want to make the 14th nice for me you could just buy them, drop them at my door, and fuck off. Cause that works well too. It’s been my experience that wine, chocolate, and loneliness all taste pretty good together anyway.

Drooling..
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Drooling..

I WANT ALL THE VINTAGE DRESSES.
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I WANT ALL THE VINTAGE DRESSES.

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adrians:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

someone asked me to repost this

I can’t explain why this makes me laugh so hard.

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I gave up facebook (again), but I’m optimistic that it’ll be for good this time. I hope my feedback was helpful. :) While facebook is not inherently exciting, or even interesting, it’s still somewhat difficult to abstain from. Prepare to be inundated with posts while I experience withdrawal.
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I gave up facebook (again), but I’m optimistic that it’ll be for good this time.

I hope my feedback was helpful. :)

While facebook is not inherently exciting, or even interesting, it’s still somewhat difficult to abstain from. Prepare to be inundated with posts while I experience withdrawal.

I hate being broke all the time.

Here’s to hoping in the next few weeks I get an interview for the unit secretary position at the hospital. PLZPLZPLZPLZ