January 2012
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
61 posts
It’s easy to sleep when you’re dead but you’re unable to touch your loved ones, give them kisses or see them smile at you It’s easy to sleep when you’re dead but you give up your whole life’s work and you never can reverse the bad things that you did While alive you still have hope that when you die you are dead and you know for sure if it’s better,...
Dec 29th
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Life Lesson
DISCOURSE > INTERCOURSE
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Bloc Party gets it
“You used to take your watch off before we made love You didn’t want to share our time with anyone You used to close your eyes when we kissed goodbye You didn’t want to see me draped in sadness And now there’s nothing here, now there’s nothing here at all In a loft conversion off new north road You were here I was here there was something real here I know there was You know I still adore...
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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dear new mystery follower,
I’m perplexed as to how you exist but elude my sight. Show yourself!
Dec 28th
Things I have learned from listening to local...
Emergency responders like to say: “Errrrrh…” “Uhhm, uhhhh.”
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Look whats become of me.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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My Bad
dearoldlove: No matter how upset I am we aren’t together anymore, I have no right to ever talk or think badly of you. You were wonderful. It was me who messed everything up.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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If I could blame my inability to effectively socialize on one thing only, it would probably be my general unhappiness. I’m a total drag and it’s clearly not something people feel comfortable with or want to be around. I was never really the kind of person that believed in happiness. Before you think I’m a total loony take a second to listen. By happiness I mean the type that is...
Dec 23rd
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Factoid:
I can’t be sure, but I think I started swearing in first grade. I taught the Albanian kid in class how to say the word crap. His name was Emilian and he had a giant fucking noggin and liked to spell the world apple A LOT. Needless to say we were very fast friends.
Dec 22nd
It's always a bummer when you accidentally find...
People in this house need to learn how to better hide the things they don’t want found.
Dec 22nd
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No one told me before I cut all my hair off that I would have to start wearing a shit ton more make up just so people wouldn’t be confused about my gender. Everyday is an ongoing struggle to NOT look like Justin Beiber.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
“it may not always be so; and i say that if your lips,which i have loved,should...”
– e.e. cummings
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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I nauseous every goddamn morning. Surely I am allergic to waking up.
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Dec 18th
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“I wish I could talk I wish I could live like there was nothing to hide I wish...”
Dec 18th
Misanthropy
I can’t help but dislike most people I encounter to some degree, and it seems the older I get the more I feel this way. More often than not when I’m having a conversation with someone I get angry because I think see the strategy and planning behind each sentence and expletive. It’s obvious you’re dropping names because you think or hope it will impress someone. What’s...
Dec 16th
I ruin friendships like nobody’s business. I terrify myself.
Dec 16th
Just Worried
dearoldlove: After all of this time, I’m not mad anymore. I’m just worried about you.
Dec 16th
208 notes
Dreamt about a love affair with Kevin Barnes. It was beautiful. :’)
Dec 15th
Was I born to give you a name and then be erased,...
Little friend, I know I’ve made it so much harder on us. And lost you because I couldn’t keep it together.
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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My life right now isn’t really bad, but it’s not so great that I wouldn’t use the adjective shitty to describe it.
Dec 14th
Just woke up in an advanced state of panic that took me like 25 minutes to get out of. Deep breaths! What the fuck was that about?
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
291 notes
Dec 13th
I hate everything
The head gasket on the xterra has failed/is leaking. When I got home last night my engine was smoking and you could tell some oil had been leaking out. The good news is the parts are cheap, at the most like 50 bucks. The bad news is, the labor is not. Of course the engine needs to be taken apart in order to replace one fucking part, which could take 3 or 4 hours. If I’m lucky it’ll...
Dec 12th
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone.
brokenmachine: I don’t have one and I’m proud I don’t.
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
45 notes
If I could use one word to describe myself over the course of the last few months it would probably be ambivalent.
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
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I like the fact that most of the bitchy girls from high school went away to college and gained 40 pounds after 3 semesters of boozing and inhaling shitty cafeteria pizza. That doesn’t make me snarky, does it?
Dec 8th
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WANTED:
A companion to go to the Museum of Sex with me in NYC. MoSex is supposed to be awesome and it’s the only museum that the city offers that I haven’t been to yet. It should be exceedingly entertaining and educational. You must be 18+ to enter. Admission is cheap (only $17.50!) http://museum.museumofsex.com/ Either way it’s on my list of places to go for the new year.
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th