February 2012
54 posts
joshishollywood:
Pausing rap songs every few seconds to remark “wow, RUDE”
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Eva, I’m sorry but you will never have me.
To me you’re just some faggy girl
And I need a lover with soul power,
and you ain’t got no soul power.
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I’m in need of a good book. I’ve been looking around all week and I can’t seem to find anything that really piques my interests. If you know of any good ones then let me know please. I’m really into science lit, memoirs, and just about anything funny. If you have suggestions please drop them in a message, please please please!
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“PROBIOTICS, RADICAL!”
– Amanda and Me
“Straps down and overtired
if I had a favorite picture
I’d call it right...”
– Jets to Brazil
A little stressed about my interview tomorrow so I’m reading sonnets to calm my nerves until I can fall asleep.
I need some luck now.
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Parrtaaaaay
It’s Saturday night guys! You know what that means!
I’m gonna go out and get really drunk and have an awesome time talking with friends and meet a bunch of new people.
I’m going to stay inside and read Shakespeare.
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To people who freak out about...
The topic of airbrushing seems to pop up every few months, if not right before every swimsuit season. Time and time again feminist groups, concerned parents, and the media (yes, even the same media that publishes said photos) harp on the dangers and immorality of airbrushing. They cite that it “creates unrealistic expectations for young girls”, that it is “dishonest and...
Writing a love poem about toilet paper
I sincerely adore my poetry class.
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Eating cinnamon toast crunch in bed
What can I say. I’M ROMANTIC.
Megan Amram: Solo Valentine's Day →
meganamram:
For a holiday invented by Mary Todd Lincoln and a yellow M&M according to this Wikipedia page on “Valentine’s Day” I just wrote, Valentine’s Day sure can be a drag. It just makes you feel so alone if you’re not lucky enough to have a significant other or committed conjoined twin (I only have a…
Goals:
Get accepted into the nursing program of my choice.
Finish up school in about 4 more semesters and pass boards with flying colors.
Practice for a few years and get some experience under my belt.
Complete my CMSRN certification.
Eventually go back and earn my BSN or MSN.
Run with it from there.
Buy a house.
Meet someone totally kickass.
Get married.
Make a baby.
Grow old and hilarious.
“Had a nervous collapse
Had to run through my life
Had to break up the band
to...”
– Jets to Brazil “Tender Criminal”
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Shirley temples and Madmen
Indeed..
Something about people reblogging your post but editing or removing your original content is acutely irritating.
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Newest obsessions/horrific ways I’m wasting money:
Vintage clocks and dresses
Camera lenses and filters
Mexican food, all of it
Nail polish
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Online Courses
Everyone I know complains that online courses are a drag. They’re “annoying, too difficult, confusing, hard to keep up with, boring”, etc. I really can’t understand where those people are coming from. Of the two online classes I’ve taken during my two years in college so far I would say they were the easiest credits I’ve received. How hard is it to sit on your...
I want this motherfucking vintage flip clock and some dickbag on ebay keeps outbidding me. I’m frustrated beyond belief..
It’s beautiful. :(
UPDATE:
I’ve outbid my fellow clock connoisseur. With some luck in 5 days and 13 hours I will have myself a fancy new clock.
