Melissa; Bird enthusiast, nursing student, word collector, self-deprecating joker, world class complainer, book lover, and excellent breakfast maker.
If anyone out there in the world wide web wants to be my valentine then here’s your shopping list.
You’re welcome!
OR
If don’t want to be my valentine but you want to make the 14th nice for me you could just buy them, drop them at my door, and fuck off. Cause that works well too. It’s been my experience that wine, chocolate, and loneliness all taste pretty good together anyway.

If anyone out there in the world wide web wants to be my valentine then here’s your shopping list.

You’re welcome!

OR

If don’t want to be my valentine but you want to make the 14th nice for me you could just buy them, drop them at my door, and fuck off. Cause that works well too. It’s been my experience that wine, chocolate, and loneliness all taste pretty good together anyway.