Melissa;
Bird enthusiast, nursing student, word collector, self-deprecating joker, world class complainer, book lover, and excellent breakfast maker.
*Head-desk* Thank fuck for the NHS…
BUT SEX IS ABOUT MAKING THE MAN OF THE HOUSE HAPPY AND ALSO GOOD CHRISTIAN CHILDREN WHO CAN GO DIE IN A WAR IN A COUNTRY...
Dick vacuum has officially entered my insult vocabulary. Nice.